Mature redhead female GFE escort companion in Norfolk, Va

Before filling out my form, please take a minute to read this page...ok it's gonna be more than minute, it's kinda long-go get a drink. Got it? Ok.

First-I do not see NEWBIES or those under 30

I don't have the time to deal with nervous first timers that tend to cancel.
If you aren't sure or are going to go through with your visit or play the whole I'm not this how can I be sure you're not that-what can I get for this much-will you do this...I will tell you flat out to go fuck yourself. I don't have the time or the patience.
Come back when you've been around the block. You'll understand then. I promise.

Second-I screen all clients before agreeing to a visit.

You will need to provide your REAL name, a listed phone number and some reference for verification. I need to know you are who you say you are.
A screen name/message board handle will help speed up the process but is not acceptable as a sole form of info.
If you are not comfortable with providing your info, I'm not going to give you my info.
That's how it works. What you give is what you get.

If it has been more than 6 months since we've last met, please refresh my memory. Don't assume I know you by your email, first name, screename. If we've already met, you know I don't remember these things and I know you have all my info.
Don't make me guess...give up the info. ;)
If it has been more than a year-please don't be offended if I re-screen you.
I like to be sure I'm seeing who I think I'm seeing...and not guessing.

Third-talking to me on teh internets

Below is my yahoo messenger screen name.
If you see me online, feel free to say hello and chat for a minute.
I'm probably going to ask who is this?
The correct answer is NOT-I got your name from your site. No shit...but who the hell are you? A simple this is John in Norfolk will do or I'm x9guyx in your FanClub.
Really I'm friendly and quite social but if you don't give me something to go on-we can't have a conversation. :)

Things you should NEVER ever ask me via messenger-
Do you have any specials? NO
Can you send me some pics? NO-join my FanClub
While I'm on this subject-don't send me dick pics. Don't send me ANY pics unless I ask for them...and I'm not going to.
Do you do (insert specific graphic sex act here)? Just don't ok?
Lemmie put it this way-would you walk up to some random person on the street and say these things? No you wouldn't.
Do you have a webcam? YES but I'm not turning it on for you to get off for free.
Can I call you? Unless you're making an arrangement for a paid call or scheduling a visit-no you can't call me.

Personal questions-eh. I don't keep secrets but if I don't know you, I'm not inclined to tell you too much about my personal life. That being said, if you're also not inclined to talk about YOUR personal life-you shouldn't ask about mine. 2 way street and all...

You're still here? Good-I like you already.
The best way to ensure a same day/last minute visit is to pre-screen in advance. If that's what you're doing-please select today's date as your booking date and mention you are pre-screening in your message.
Listen-I totally understand you don't know if you will be available next Wed at 11. Hell, I might not be available either. Shit happens. I'm cool with a maybe might can see you tomorrow at 5. I'll tell you to email me in the morning to confirm. If I don't see an email, I assume we are not on, and go on with my day. No worries.

If we do not have a solid confirmed day/time, I will not give you my number or directions to my place. When I give you my number, I'm going to tell you to call me at a certain time to get directions. You need to call at that time...not 15, 20, 30 minutes later. Even if you have to reschedule, can't make it, got abducted by aliens-call.

If you can't make it-let me know as soon as you know. I don't need a reason why-and I'm not going to ask. A simple hey-can't make it is perfect. If it's a matter of can't make it at 4 can we do 5? Go ahead and ask. Worst I can say is sorry can't do it.

Ok am I forgetting anything? I don't think so. Fill out the form below and we'll get started on making plans for you to visit.